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Worst cars you've owned

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    #11
    Re: Cars

    Interview question.

    If a man buys a Lamborghini to compensate for having a small penis, what affliction causes him to buy two?

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      #12
      Re: Cars

      My 2nd one is doing a car show in Germany at the moment.
      Time for your medication Jules!

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        #13
        Re: Cars

        planetit: I've bought more than 2 in my car buying life. I actually think they are quite a nice car.

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          #14
          Re: Cars

          I agree

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            #15
            Re: Cars

            Austin A 40 (tempory car, had to tie the door to keep it closed.)

            Fiat 124 (rusty cra9)

            Fiat 126 (even more rusty)

            Renault 30 (only 12 miles per gallon)

            Mercedes Benz 600 Pullman (1966) (8 miles per gallon)

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              #16
              Re: Narodny Podnik

              Skoda. It cost twenty-two pounds and I was ripped off.
              I think that's about fair for a full tank of petrol...


              Mine was a Fiat - kept breaking down. A close second was a battered old Montego, which was rubbish, but didn't break down so often.

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                #17
                No Vauxhalls

                Vauxhall Chevette, or Shovit, as we called it, cos that's all we ever seemed to do with it. Regularly used to drive it from London to Poole, and get the AA to bring it back for us

                Second worst - Austin Allegro ("all agro") - forced on me by a well-meaning parent - even when it worked OK, it was still one of the worst-looking cars around

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                  #18
                  Re: Cars

                  > If a man buys a Lamborghini to compensate for having a small penis, what affliction causes him to buy two?

                  There's some "Extreme Body Modifications" website (BME something?) with pics that might answer this. Think bananas split down the middle :x

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                    #19
                    lamborghini

                    is a large penis provided as accessory with the lamborghini ? viva la dolce vita !

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                      #20
                      Re: lamborghini

                      sappatz: You do get some luggage. On the last one I got a rather nice laptop bag, no good for the laptop as it is a little too small, but for carrying odds and sods when on the bike it is quite useful.

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