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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    mememe!
    You are going to meet a fat, agressive yank wannabe attention seeker and have a whirlwind romance at a Pizza Hut all you can eat for a fiver day.

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      #12
      Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
      Me next
      I see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contract
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        go on then
        ahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joy
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          ahhh. a black cat will bring you luck, a calico will bring pleasure and a hairy pussy will bring you joy
          hairballs
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            mememe!

            mudskipper. you need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. You will travel far, meet many stangers who will become friends and one day a rusty bike in a lake will be yours
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Me oh wise EO! Me! Me! Me!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I see three children, a handsome prince and a juicy contract
                Ok, who lost three kids
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  Ok, who lost three kids
                  You can have mine if you want.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    hold your palm up to your monitor
                    OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor. Now please don't use it to waz yourself off with..

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                      OK I'm holding my palm up to the monitor.
                      Wow!!! So many fingers..............and all webbed too. You related to Troll by any chance?

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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