Oh me plums!

[bless 'em all]

Bumper crop of sweet plums expected this year from the bless 'em all orchard - any ideas of what to do with them all?

Same goes for the apple trees - masses of fruit have set.

[Cliphead]

any ideas of what to do with them all?

Jam.

[MarillionFan]

Jam.

No I don't think he was lucky, sounds like he planned it.

How about making some lovely plum wine?

[mos]

[KentPhilip]

You could get some east Europeans in to pick them for you..

[Bunk]

No I don't think he was lucky, sounds like he planned it.

How about making some lovely plum wine?

WMFS.

The best thing about fruit is you can turn it into alcohol

[Zippy]

WMFS.

The best thing about fruit is you can turn it into alcohol

Or tarts.

[MarillionFan]

Or tarts.

MaryPoppins is made out of plums!

[bless 'em all]

You could get some east Europeans in to pick them for you..

The kids are cheaper than Eastern Europeans.

Jam.

I will indeed make Jam from the plums - I managed about 16lb last time.

The best news is it seems my next door neighbor has a cider press - oh yes!!!!!

[mos]

You could get some east Europeans in to pick them for you..

If this is really the first thing that comes to your mind than you are seriously bonkers (and you are best advised to keep it to yourself)