Teeth Whitening as a Business Expense?

[SussexSeagull]

I have vague memories of a page 3 model trying to claim a boob job as tax deductible and being turned down.

[MarillionFan]

I got my piles done as a business expense because I need to sit in front of a PC all day.

WHS

I had the callouses on my hands seen to because I work at home on my own in front of a computer for long periods of time.