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True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostDid he actually get an STD? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostDid he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostHumm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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