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    Nuisance 999 caller phoned police to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her in the flesh | Mail Online

    A man has received a warning from police after calling 999 to complain that a prostitute he met outside a hotel was not as attractive as she had promised.

    The nuisance caller claimed that the woman had 'breached the Sale of Goods Act' by mis-representing her looks in a newspaper advert.

    However, officers in Solihull told him that the prostitute had not committed an offence - and reminded him that he may have broken the law against soliciting for sex.
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    Thing that made me laugh most about this is the DM explaining the sales of goods act at the bottom and has to point out it doesn't apply to prostitutes.. Tosspots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Thing that made me laugh most about this is the DM explaining the sales of goods act at the bottom and has to point out it doesn't apply to prostitutes.. Tosspots.
    No house prices are mentioned. And for that reason I'm out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eek View Post
    No house prices are mentioned. And for that reason I'm out.
    Or pictures of Carol Vordermann.. I don't think anyway
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    As it happens that was the old man. I warned him to take a week off work while the surgery scar was healing up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    As it happens that was the old man. I warned him to take a week off work while the surgery scar was healing up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Thing that made me laugh most about this is the DM explaining the sales of goods act at the bottom and has to point out it doesn't apply to prostitutes.. Tosspots.
    Would that be because it's only hiring temporarily and not selling?
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