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    #21
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...
    I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.

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      #22
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.
      What's blowing got to do with it?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.
        Best ask KentPhillip about that
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #24
          Tiger breath

          One girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!

          Another would always finish me off with her mouth as she didn't like stains on her bedding!
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Ah.

            The "one swallow doesn't make a hummer" approach.
            Although some would argue that it does.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #26
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              One girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!
              So don't swap.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                describe your worst BJ....brilliant.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                  describe your worst BJ....brilliant.
                  So this young guy runs into a pub and asks for a double whisky. "Celebrating?" asked the barman. "Just had my first blowjob" said the man."That's worth celebrating then", said the barman. "Nah" came the response, "Just want to get rid of the taste."


                  IGMC
                  Blog? What blog...?

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