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Murky question about girls
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Tiger breath
One girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!
Another would always finish me off with her mouth as she didn't like stains on her bedding!But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAh.
The "one swallow doesn't make a hummer" approach.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostOne girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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describe your worst BJ....brilliant.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View Postdescribe your worst BJ....brilliant.
IGMCBlog? What blog...?Comment
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