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    Slip of the tongue

    I was just at the till in the supermarket paying for my groceries, and I pulled my card out of the machine a little early.

    "Sorry, I got a bit excited and pulled it out early" I said.

    Clearly I have spent to much time posting on here, because as I soon as I said it I started to snigger.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    dude what era are you from....Who in the heck uses staffed checkout's these days.

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      #3
      Originally posted by rambaugh View Post
      dude what era are you from....Who in the heck uses staffed checkout's these days.
      People buying fags and alcohol.

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        #4
        Originally posted by rambaugh View Post
        dude what era are you from....Who in the heck uses staffed checkout's these days.
        He is clearly from the era before the personality by-pass. Where did you get yours done, NHS or private ?





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          #5
          Originally posted by rambaugh View Post
          dude what era are you from....Who in the heck uses staffed checkout's these days.
          The sort of people who don't use apostrophes when pluralising nouns?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            The sort of people who don't use apostrophes when pluralising nouns?
            Call it being lazy after a hard day in office but your retort on spelling / grammar shows your lack of imagination.

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              #7
              Originally posted by rambaugh View Post
              Call it being lazy after a hard day in office but your retort on spelling / grammar shows your lack of imagination.
              I thought it was quite clever actually Gave me a boner it did.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                I thought it was quite clever actually Gave me a boner it did.
                Put the tic tac away, this forum is for grown ups.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rambaugh View Post
                  Put the tic tac away, this forum is for grown ups.
                  When did that memo come out?

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                    #10
                    You know what they say. One slip of the tongue and you're in the tulip.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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