Night out in Brighton

[MarillionFan]

If you stand by the dilapidated pier looking out to sea, turn right if you're straight and left for a bit of bum fun.

Christ, his ring piece would have been a right mess after something that size!

If you drop a pound on the floor..... leave it!!

You bunch of homophobes. I'll have you know I was a guest at the first gay civil partnership at the Brighton Pavillion which was filmed by South Today. Admittingly I tried to avoid getting caught on camera, but I was invited.

Any proper suggestions now?

[SimonMac]

Any proper suggestions now?

It's general and we all think you are a twat, what did you expect?

[MarillionFan]

It's general and we all think you are a twat, what did you expect?

50% abuse, 40% non-sensical gibberish, 5% spelling issues and 5% useful information.

[Ketchup]

50% abuse, 40% non-sensical gibberish, 5% spelling issues and 5% useful information.

I'm glad to be in both the 5% categories

[DimPrawn]

It's general and we all think you are a twat, what did you expect?

WSMS.

[alluvial]

I grew up in Brighton but it's been a long time since I went for a night out there. In my day it was avoid The Cricketers and go to the Hungry Years Gathering Place followed by a spot of pebble scratching if you were lucky or Captain Submarines if not.

Nowadays, the Hungry Years is a gay club and you'd most likely get mugged on the beach, so I don't suppose this fits in any of the categories.

[MarillionFan]

I grew up in Brighton but it's been a long time since I went for a night out there. In my day it was avoid The Cricketers and go to the Hungry Years Gathering Place followed by a spot of pebble scratching if you were lucky or Captain Submarines if not.

Nowadays, the Hungry Years is a gay club and you'd most likely get mugged on the beach, so I don't suppose this fits in any of the categories.

I used to like the Cricketers & the Hungry Years.

[alluvial]

I used to like the Cricketers & the Hungry Years.

Did you ever try to pick up one of the fifty pence pieces (long time ago) that were glued to the floor in the Cricketers?

[MarillionFan]

Did you ever try to pick up one of the fifty pence pieces (long time ago) that were glued to the floor in the Cricketers?

Who do you think put them there?

[Paddy]

You bunch of homophobes. I'll have you know I was a guest at the first gay civil partnership at the Brighton Pavillion which was filmed by South Today. Admittingly I tried to avoid getting caught on camera, but I was invited.

Any proper suggestions now?

Even the seagulls in Brighton fly with one wing with the other tucked under.