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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Excellent for doing mathematical stuff.
    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..



    ..Do you use yours for this Sas?

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Only in CUK land will you find people arguing over which is the best pencil......
      There's no point
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #23
        Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
        Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..



        ..Do you use yours for this Sas?
        No I don't. But you could lose your virginity with one.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          I feel that the erasable nature of pencil indicates that you're not confident in what you're committing to paper! As a contractor your clients *expect * you to be confident! That's why I carry a large block of granite and an array of chisels and hammers at all times.

          Sent from my tweeting foot massager.
          B00med!

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            #25
            Originally posted by bobspud View Post
            I use a 1950's yard of lead. Its heavy enough to beat a bob to death with it

            I also have a Tombo Mechanical pencil but the lead is far too thin in that
            But still good for a stab through the heart?

            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Hand writing? How quaint!
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            In a few generations it'll be a lost art in the UK.
            I have to hand write the essays in my exams - that's 4 1000 word essays in three hours.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              No I don't. But you could lose your virginity with one.
              So you do admit to sticking foreign objects up your jacksie, for the purposes of relieving constipation? Just not a pencil?

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                #27
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                So you do admit to sticking foreign objects up your jacksie, for the purposes of relieving constipation? Just not a pencil?
                I can see why you're a virgin.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                  I have to hand write the essays in my exams - that's 4 1000 word essays in three hours.

                  I'd get cramp. I'd fail as well cos nobody would be able to read it.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Hand writing? How quaint!
                    They've yet to make a digital equivalent that is even close for maths. A bit like trying to write C++ with a pen really
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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