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80th Birthday pressie ideas.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    A radio controlled sailing boat.
    Good idea. thanks.

    For my brother's 30th I got a radio controlled tank that fired real projectiles. He took it into the office where he was working, and made a misery of the cleaners. Who had to hoover up said projectiles at the end of the day..

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      #12
      Is your father a virgin too?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        80 individual items beginning with the letter his name starts with?

        You can include some nice/useful gifts but depending on what his name is, it may be quite difficult to find 80 separate items all starting with his initial, especially if he is called Zach or Xavier!

        Did this for my grandfather when I was younger and it was quite fun coming up with all the ideas too. Of course there were a few really strange smaller gifts like teabags (his name began with T), toothpaste, toothpicks and toilet rolls which are hardly traditional birthday presents but still useful none the less and worked well to complement the theme with some of the bigger/nicer gifts we also got him.

        The idea is to not tell them there is 80 gifts and that they all start with the same letter and see how long it takes for them to realise and work it out.

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Is your father a virgin too?
          He is. And my mother's the virgin mary

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Is your father a virgin too?
            Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
            He is. And my mother's the virgin mary
            He IS the Messiah!
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              He IS the Messiah!
              And a very naughty boy.

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                #17
                A nice barometer?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  A nice barometer?
                  He already has around 10 of the blighters.
                  Trouble is he's a hoarder

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    He already has around 10 of the blighters.
                    Trouble is he's a hoarder
                    take him out for the day - Beaulieu Motor museum or something like that.

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