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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDo you guys have a separate department for cretin surveillance?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI bet that's a big department.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot necessarily, see how few people we need here on cretin-watch. One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot necessarily, see how few people we need here on cretin-watch. One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostBut these guys have 60 million cretins to watch....Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes but these are harmless cretins. .Hard Brexit now!
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May I be the first to welcome our new overlords. I have prepared for their inspection a list of c***s:
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