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One Interesting thing.
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View PostI have met (and had a conversation with) Richard Branson - he was very charming and I was very tongue tied
I washed up Princess Di's bowl. I didn't shag her waitressAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Working in a (black cab) taxi call-centre throughout university, I have spoken to (and booked taxis for) Joan Collins, Jade Goody (RIP), and Sven-Göran Eriksson.
I have never met a celebrity in person though.Comment
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I have been trainspotting in the Nulabor desert
I have had hand to hand combat with an aborigine in Alice Springs
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I have dived down the SeaCat tube on Hmas Swan."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPlease tell us one Interesting thing about yourself.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI always sleep on your side of the bed with your missus when you're out training.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI always sleep on your side of the bed with your missus when you're out training.
You really should do her on the dining room table. Its her favourite. But then if you are not able to communicate with her enough to find out what she likes you are probably not grown up enough to do her.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNot man enough to fook her then MF?
Brillo spends all his time out training so he can avoid her. I just fancied a kip as I know he's never at home.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI had half a chicken sandwich with him. Nice guy but talking to his staff he works them hard.
I washed up Princess Di's bowl. I didn't shag her waitress
Why only half a chicken sandwich??????Comment
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