More Plan B thoughts from the bench

[RSoles]

1) Looking at the local population, tattoo removal companies are due to flourish over the next decade or so.


2) Forced pension enrollment: where's the money going to be invested?
-Cue a shares boom just in time for the next election.

Just my idle thoughts, DYOR.

[Paddy]

Maybe plastic surgery as well. Saw a woman today with two studs through her wrist.

[AtW]

2) Forced pension enrollment: where's the money going to be invested?

Your money will be used to pay previous "investors" into the biggest Ponzi scheme known to man on this planet - Social Security and Pension system.

But don't allow this to make you feel bad - you need to be in perfect health to live and work until age of 90 which would be the time when you'll be allowed to draw some of your "invested" money.

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Your money will be used to pay previous "investors" into the biggest Ponzi scheme known to man on this planet - Social Security and Pension system.

But don't allow this to make you feel bad - you need to be in perfect health to live and work until age of 90 which would be the time when you'll be allowed to draw some of your "invested" money.

HTH

whs

Bloody hell, I'm agreeing with AtW on economics. I think I need a cuppa.

[Mich the Tester]

ZeitPater was still looking after the garden at 90.

At 93, the idle bugger has given up & I've got to do it instead.

Now that would piss me off. I bloody hate gardening; it's almost as boring as golf. We have a yoof who does the garden for us. He keeps asking whether something's a plant or a weed tough, which I find a bit confusing myself.

[d000hg]

Perhaps you should hire an actual gardener.

[Mich the Tester]

Perhaps you should hire an actual gardener.

Perhaps.

[EternalOptimist]

Now that would piss me off. I bloody hate gardening; it's almost as boring as golf. We have a yoof who does the garden for us. He keeps asking whether something's a plant or a weed tough, which I find a bit confusing myself.

Tell him that a weed is just a plant that's in the wrong place

that should confuse him