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    Llamas

    If I have seven llamas, and I see seven llamas in a field, and I share my llamas with those llamas, that's seven llamas divided by seven llamas.

    Which is one.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If I have seven llamas, and I see seven llamas in a field, and I share my llamas with those llamas, that's seven llamas divided by seven llamas.

    Which is one.
    I'm gonna ride my Llama, from Peru to Texarkana.......

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      If I have seven llamas, and I see seven llamas in a field, and I share my llamas with those llamas, that's seven llamas divided by seven llamas.

      Which is one.
      That's sasguru f*cked!

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        #4
        Fourteen llamas become one. Same applies to aubergines.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          What happens if you use a llama leg for sunday roast?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What happens if you use a llama leg for sunday roast?
            Are you inviting MF and Suity?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              What happens if you use a llama leg for sunday roast?
              Low heat, long cooking. They have a tendency to spit.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Are you inviting MF and Suity?
                Only if I can get some rat poison for garnish.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Low heat, long cooking. They have a tendency to spit.
                  Not when they're dead, you clueless fat failure!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Only if I can get some rat poison for garnish.
                    If you were on fire I'd put you out with a shovel
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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