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    I'm coming to the contractor drinks on the 12th and if there's interest I will cast my bloodshot cynical eye over your CV, hopefully making it more useful for selling your skills.

    Who is up for that ?
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    Expect general derision here, followed by sideways shuffling and crumpled bits of paper being slid across the table on the night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Expect general derision here, followed by sideways shuffling and crumpled bits of paper being slid across the table on the night...
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    Nice offer - my CV's crap and I know it. I'll dig out the typewriter and carbon paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    I'm coming to the contractor drinks on the 12th and if there's interest I will cast my bloodshot cynical eye over your CV, hopefully making it more useful for selling your skills.

    Who is up for that ?
    You'll never get out of that room alive.
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    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You'll never get out of that room alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    I'm coming to the contractor drinks on the 12th and if there's interest I will cast my bloodshot cynical eye over your CV, hopefully making it more useful for selling your skills.

    Who is up for that ?
    Can you give us two reference so we know we can trust you?
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    If he's not bored to death by me, he should be OK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Expect general derision here, followed by sideways shuffling and crumpled bits of paper being slid across the table on the night...
    I wouldn't have it any other way

    I'm going to pitch up at 5:00 for a toxic cocktail of CV slagging and London Pride, 5 is a bit early for those in work but gives a window for those out of work and therefore more in need of destructive creativity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    I'm coming to the contractor drinks on the 12th and if there's interest I will cast my bloodshot cynical eye over your CV, hopefully making it more useful for selling your skills.

    Who is up for that ?
    Didn't Dodgy do this a while back??

    Except, he didn't turn up at a drinks to do it.
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