So friend at clientco is in hospital

[DaveB]

I think I worked with the same guy. He cut himself on the bog-roll dispenser in a motorway services if I remember correctly. The jokes about him tearing his arse open in a motorway service station are still being used now.

Not the same guy. This chap apparently sustained the injury in the gym while doing situps...

[mudskipper]

Yeah and thanks for your complete lack of sympathy!

So what was / is up? You won't get sympathy if you don't spill.

Did you hit your head and wake up with foreign accent syndrome? Have you been speaking Welsh all day?

[DaveB]

So what was / is up? You won't get sympathy if you don't spill.

Did you hit your head and wake up with foreign accent syndrome? Have you been speaking Welsh all day?

It was just a routine visit...

Man visits A&E unit 263 times - Silobreaker