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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostI've told my wife that if I go first then I want her to call a taxidermist, have me stuffed and sat on the sofa.
Her response was something to the effect of sometimes she thinks it's already been done.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostImpose a burial tax of £50K a pop, to encourage more people to opt for cremation, preceded by new ecologically sound disposal techniques like freeze drying.
It's outrageous that so much land is cluttered up by a load of mouldy old skeletons, for nothing more than sentimental reasons. I'd plough up the whole lot and grind them up for fertiliser.Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostBasic human right and moral principle is that dead bodies should be respected.Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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Originally posted by kingcook View PostWhat about the respect for future ones that won't have any space to be buried in?
BBC News - Digging up the dead
I would prefer to be turned to dust and sprinkled (I pay NLDYUK extra for that).Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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