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    ... at clientCo.

    Thank fook I'm a contractor!


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    I've often thought about having a quick kpi in the bog at ClientCo sites, particularly after a big lunch but never actually done it...

    Or, on topic, is this part of staff appraisals - hilarious things - one sure-fire reason for avoiding permiedom.

    Contractor appraisals

    Is he (she) any good? Do we need them?

    Yes = give them money
    No = fook them off

    Clean and simple

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    I had to google KPI
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I had to google KPI
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I had to google KPI
    Excellent.

    Goes by different names at different clients, but is the same bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I had to google KPI
    The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    ... at clientCo.

    Thank fook I'm a contractor!

    WSS
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.
    I haven't had any in October, I'll have you know.

    My student card expired on Monday, so I don't get a free cheeseburger any more

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    I don't know why they put up with the humiliation.

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    Every time there's a department meeting here, one woman asks when the contractors are going to have their appraisals. She's a contractor too.

    My appraisal, KPI and evaluation is called 'bank account'.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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