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    Honestly, shows that only retards read the Mail (whoops, I was only doing research your honour )
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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    What's the problem with them?

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    Is it maybe an accessibility thing? Done badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    What's the problem with them?
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    This is a little box on a website where I have just entered some text into and then clicked 'Submit Reply.'
    Its like the documentation I write for numpties who can't work out where the enter key is on a keyboard
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
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    This is a little box on a website where I have just entered some text into and then clicked 'Submit Reply.'
    Its like the documentation I write for numpties who can't work out where the enter key is on a keyboard
    Explicit captioning is in keeping with the conventions of photo-documentary (eloquently criticised by the late Allan Sekula as the ‘find-a-bum school of concerned photography’ )

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
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    This is a little box on a website where I have just entered some text into and then clicked 'Submit Reply.'
    Its like the documentation I write for numpties who can't work out where the enter key is on a keyboard
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    Explicit captioning is in keeping with the conventions of photo-documentary (eloquently criticised by the late Allan Sekula as the ‘find-a-bum school of concerned photography’ )
    And not one of you bothered to read my sig - which was changed to parody the captioning of the photo's in the wail.

    To subtle?

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    Those captions are very similar to the audio TV for the blind thingie.
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    actually I blame the photographer. part of the art is context, when he got the release orders signed he should have got their story & names.

    they aren't great photos either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    And not one of you bothered to read my sig - which was changed to parody the captioning of the photo's in the wail.

    To subtle?
    Too subtle? Two o's.
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    I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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