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    Default The illiterate and inumerate Harry Redknapp

    Has managed to overcome his obvious difficulties to produce an autobiograhpy which is currently being serialised in the mail. Also he hosts a column there too!!

    I seem to recall his defence for the tax allegations from which he was acquitted included the fact that he can hardly read or write and was bad at maths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    Has managed to overcome his obvious difficulties to produce an autobiograhpy which is currently being serialised in the mail. Also he hosts a column there too!!

    I seem to recall his defence for the tax allegations from which he was acquitted included the fact that he can hardly read or write and was bad at maths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    Has managed to overcome his obvious difficulties to produce an autobiograhpy which is currently being serialised in the mail. Also he hosts a column there too!!

    I seem to recall his defence for the tax allegations from which he was acquitted included the fact that he can hardly read or write and was bad at maths.

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    I think you will find that most autobiographies are ghost-written. I always thought he would make a good agent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSauce View Post
    I think you will find that most autobiographies are ghost-written. I always thought he would make a good agent.
    Is his column also ghost written?
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    Quote Originally Posted by suityou01 View Post
    Is his column also ghost written?
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    His dog must be quite clever as it mananged to open a bank account and get round all the security checks for the money laundering regs
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    Illiterate and the Mail in the same sentence?

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