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    Default I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

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    I don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.

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    Taking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.

    You could have lit a match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    I don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.
    You know the loos in furniture showrooms aren't plumbed in don't you?
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    What if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Taking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.

    You could have lit a match.
    And set the fire alarm off? I'd probably be arrested for attempted arson. Besides, who has matches these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.

    Mistake.
    I'm seriously starting to worry about your eating habits MP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Taking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.

    You could have lit a match.
    More evidence of modern society's moral confusion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    I don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.
    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    You know the loos in furniture showrooms aren't plumbed in don't you?
    And taking a dump in your garage? Disgusting.

    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.

    Mistake.
    Medical emergencies are different. I'm sure they'd rather you made a mess of the toilet than the floor.
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I'm seriously starting to worry about your eating habits MP.

    MP's shopping list
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    Dried apricots


    The apricots won't be appearing on the shopping list again anytime soon. But a gherkin is a must, after work, straight out the fridge.
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