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    • there but for the grace of god go I
    • for god's sake
    • thank heavens


    These phrases are so much a part of our language and upbringing that I'd bet even that twat Dawkins finds himself using them occasionally. What are the atheist alternatives?
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    The last two you can just insert a swear word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    The last two you can just insert a swear word.
    That doesn't count, cos you can insert that word anywhere. It's kind of like the blank tile in scrabble.
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    as an agnostic I tend to use:

    all is for the best

    insert deity here.

    or I substitute 'goodness' for God but that is even more pious.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    • there but for the grace of god go I
    • for god's sake
    • thank heavens


    These phrases are so much a part of our language and upbringing that I'd bet even that twat Dawkins finds himself using them occasionally. What are the atheist alternatives?
    • Thank ****!
    • For ***** sake!
    • Thank ****!

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    There but for the grace of Nash equilibira go I

    For Darwin's sake

    Thank Evolution
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    In another universe that could've been me
    Darn
    Thank fate?
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    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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    What about holy sheet?
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    In another universe that could've been me
    That is a good one. I like that.
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