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    I was alerted to this by a few friends on Facebook, has to be one of the strangest post-sex rituals i have ever heard.

    Penis Beaker

    Does anyone else have a similar system in place?
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    That lot over there in Mumsnet are the most weirdest I have ever seen. And that is an achievement since I have spent a few years over here on CUK.

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    Curtains.

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    What happens if you get the one with her false teeth in?






    <aside>Tom Jones recommends soaking the old fella in mouthwash after a heavy workout. </aside>

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    <aside>Tom Jones recommends soaking the old fella in mouthwash after a heavy workout. </aside>
    As long as it's not peroxyl - dipping it in hydrogen peroxide might sting a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    What happens if you get the one with her false teeth in?


    She'll end up with a cheesy grin.
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    I was reading this thread earlier. Nutters, the lot of them.
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