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    I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?
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    I got so fed up over one womans inane conversations, that in the midst of a meal at a restaurant with a load of her friends I told her to shut the f**k up and find someone who actually gives a sh*t

    She was a right tart anyway, and whilst the nookie was good I just couldn't face listening to her anymore
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    Done x2 by text but they knew they were on 'final warnings' so to speak.

    I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.

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    Done x2 by text but they knew they were on 'final warnings' so to speak.

    I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post


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    DH & DP - translation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post

    I was done after paying for a meal out - feeky checker.
    You sound like my type of woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?
    Not as funny as this one. Now we know why SAS keeps a thimble by his bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    DH & DP - translation?
    DH = Darling Husband
    DP - Darling Partner

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    DC = darling children
    DS = darling son
    DD = darling daughter
    EBF = exclusively breastfed
    TTC = trying to conceive

    That's all I can really figure out so far. I think we need some CUK abbreviations.
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    I have been awful at splitting up with women. The approach I had was the treat so badly that they'd leave as I was too cowardly to split (I enjoyed the sex mostly and probably didnt want to give that up).

    Even now I cringe at remembering some of the things I got up to in front of girlfriends whom I didn’t want to go out with anymore.

    I went on holiday with one girl to St Lucia and we, pretty much, split up on the first night. For 2 weeks she shagged about anything she could get her hands on. Was pretty humiliating having to sit/sleep on the beach most nights as she was in the room shagging.

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