Is it too early for Champagne? Is it too early for Champagne?
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    Default Is it too early for Champagne?

    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
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    No. Started with a cheeky Tiger and some chilli con carne. Then I think a glass of Pinot followed with a free massage you're entitled to with Business Class & then a cheeky champers on the plane before catching a film & then a snooze in my relaxing window seat bed.
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    No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.
    Damn. Missed out on the massge as I got stuck on the phone trying to get a hotel. Everything booked at my destination, had to take a hotel 7 miles away at the next city. DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM!!!!
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    They heard about you on the plane:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    They heard about you on the plane:

    I don't fly coach.
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    It's NEVER too early for Champagne.

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    I made some very nice gin martinis yesterday. Hendrick's gin, Noilly Prat, orange bitters. Shaken with ice. and served with lemon zest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
    I would not personally slip wee into a gin and tonic.
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