Ive just been flashed by the kids grandmother by accident across the lounge as she inadvertently did a Sharon Stone. 
Where's the eye bleach?
What do I say?
Where's the eye bleach?
What do I say?
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Your MIL doesn't wear knickers?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIve just been flashed by the kids grandmother by accident across the lounge as she inadvertently did a Sharon Stone.
Where's the eye bleach?
What do I say?
Classy.
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S'OK - it's just another MF fantasy.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYour MIL doesn't wear knickers?
Classy.Comment
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MF hasn't quite got the hang of the comedy title/only loosely related thread thing, has hePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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you're in there!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Recall a similar occasion with a potential landlady once. She must have been 80 something and sat opposite me with a short skirt and legs wide open. Can't say I quite saw here snatch, it was the great veiny lump on one of her thighs that caught my attention, I couldn't stop looking.bloggoth
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TTIUWPOriginally posted by xoggoth View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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