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    #71
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    I think you'll find I'm waiting at the pool table for you. You can put your 50p on the table, but you ain't getting a game. And you're going to suck it up, drink your shandy and take your pool cue home again in its unopened box.

    You get me? I don't think you do.
    I don't think Suity frequents the Blue Oyster bar.....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #72
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      I don't think Suity frequents the Blue Oyster bar.....
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #73
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        I don't think Suity frequents the Blue Oyster bar.....
        Is that the LGBT bar where you work? I assume you make the T

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          #74
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          Is that the LGBT bar where you work? I assume you make the T
          That's right love. Remember those nice gents in Lady Di masks who beat the crap out of you last week by the bins round the back?

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            #75
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            That's right love. Remember those nice gents in Lady Di masks who beat the crap out of you last week by the bins round the back?
            Is that a cryptic crossword clue?

            Is the answer analingus?

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              #76
              Originally posted by aussielong View Post
              Is that a cryptic crossword clue?

              Is the answer analingus?
              Wasn't Ana Lingus your working name back in the '80s?

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                #77
                Gig A, still no sign of the contract.
                Gig B is stuck on the financials, chiefly who picks up the tab for flights and accomodation. I have offered my £33 per day I would spend on rail fares to try and ease the deadlock.

                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #78
                  And still waiting.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    And still waiting.
                    Just in case:

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #80
                      Das ist sehr hilfreich
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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