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Originally posted by original PM View PostI design the screen layouts, confirm which data tables are to be updated, explain what outputs are needed, I explain to the users what will happen and why, and how it fits into their work process, i decide what will and what will not be devliered based on identified business benefits, I create documentation to develop from and user manuals to learn from.
- I assume you are saying this becasue I have PM in my username?
when in fact that does not stand for Project Manager
What do you do apart from end all sentences with an upward inflection and eat vegamite sandwiches
Mate?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostCalm down, calm down. It's an anonymous forum. Nobody cares.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPiss merchant?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostHow can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI design the screen layouts, confirm which data tables are to be updated, explain what outputs are needed, I explain to the users what will happen and why, and how it fits into their work process, i decide what will and what will not be devliered based on identified business benefits, I create documentation to develop from and user manuals to learn from.
- I assume you are saying this becasue I have PM in my username?
when in fact that does not stand for Project Manager
What do you do apart from end all sentences with an upward inflection and eat vegamite sandwiches
Mate?
I've been choking down pole all morning. The pricing is a bit wrong and I have to fix it by 5pm or it gets pulled from the release.
Data tables. What outputs are needed? Jesus Christ, are you 12 impersonating an adult? There's something not right here.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostAh you're a dabbler are you? Data tables? Did you learn to type on a type writer in the 60s?
I've been choking down pole all morning. The pricing is a bit wrong and I have to fix it by 5pm or it gets pulled from the release.
Data tables. What outputs are needed? Jesus Christ, are you 12 impersonating an adult? There's something not right here.
but you say things like data tables, outputs needed - there is something wrong here...
What is a system but a container for data which is needed to run your business?
What use is a container full of data if you cannot get the data out in a manner which allows the business to understand trends and make informed decisions based on that data?
But rather than me carry on , you tell me why a business uses a system (any system will do).Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostHow can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostGosh. He's brave isn't he?
but i forgive you!
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostHow can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?
HTH BIDIOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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