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    My thoughts...

    Benefits of being gay:

    1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

    2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

    3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.

    Disadvantages of being gay:

    1. Having to kiss one

    2. Touching one of their bottoms.

    3. Watching Musicals.

    Phew! Going back to hetro, Ladies, you lucky lot!

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    My thoughts...

    WGAS?

    Let people do what they want in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    My thoughts...

    Benefits of being gay:

    1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

    2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

    3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.

    Disadvantages of being gay:

    1. Having to kiss one

    2. Touching one of their bottoms.

    3. Watching Musicals.

    4. Putting up with peoples 1980's stereotypes

    Phew! Going back to hetro, Ladies, you lucky lot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSauce View Post
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    It's true about limited slips differentials though, you have to say...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    My thoughts...

    Benefits of being gay:

    1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

    2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

    3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.
    Depending which side of the PC fence you want to sit on:
    a)no reason you can't do those things if you find the right woman
    b)those only apply to proper men, clearly gays don't drink beer or know about cars or cricket
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    Quote Originally Posted by oracleslave View Post
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    WGAS?

    Let people do what they want in peace.
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    That was a shocking announcement, on par with MPs award themselves a pay rise

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    Quote Originally Posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    That was a shocking announcement, on par with MPs award themselves a pay rise
    IIRC he hasn't come out as gay anyway, he's just said he's currently got a boyfriend. i.e. he's bi.
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    I brew the beer for Mr C.

    HTH.

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    I learned recently that a dear friend had passed on at the unfair age of 53. He was gay and easily the person most comfortable and confident in his sexuality of everyone I've ever met.

    Far more so than the OP, seems to me.
    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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