Rattle, Rattle, Bang, Crash!

[alluvial]

Actually, I think I prefer the swivelling around suddenly in my chair and shouting "Shut the duck up! "

Bloody predictive text.

[d000hg]

Headphones? Focusing on your work?

[minestrone]

FTFY

I'll have you know I have passable piano and guitar as well as mastery of the kit

Cheek of it.

[d000hg]

There's a duck?

Bashing your duck at work is probably grounds for instant dismissal.

[darmstadt]

Install this:

Sound Pilot - Software Informer. Sound Pilot is a program that will add sounds to your keyboard.

or this:

Jingle Keyboard - Software Informer. It plays sounds when any key of the keyboard or the mouse is pressed.

and annoy the tulip out of everyone...

[greenlake]

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

Simple. No keys, no noise....