Contractor till I die - last invoice now posted

[d000hg]

You went in to hospital needing a dump and then suddenly everything's gone to tulip

Do you get WiFi in hospices? My father went to one but was too far gone for such things by then - it was coincidentally the 1st anniversary of his passing the day you posted about going back in.

[NotAllThere]

... i can be a bit of an argumentative idiot for the sake of it at times.

No you can't.

[doodab]

You went in to hospital needing a dump and then suddenly everything's gone to tulip

Do you get WiFi in hospices? My father went to one but was too far gone for such things by then - it was coincidentally the 1st anniversary of his passing the day you posted about going back in.

I hope so or I will need a mifi month sim thing.

[FiveTimes]

I hope so or I will need a mifi month sim thing.

I've got one of those with Three. £10/15 quid a month. Cracking piece of kit and never had any issues with it.

[suityou01]

Thinking of you Doodab. Fully clothed, not on the pot wringing one out.

[MarillionFan]

Hospital sausages aren't really much of a treat tbh....

You'd better come up with a better one than this, I'd hate for it to stick.

I'd go for this,

[BrilloPad]

If you ask Admin to delete the dross and only leave the good stuff it would look like you've never been here. ;-)

Rather like most of general.

[speling bee]

Yes, she's a good mum. And he has enough decent men around him to keep him on the right track. I'm leaving them my collected wisdom.as a series of random essays, which is something I suppose

Bad news about the collected wisdom I'm afraid. I told Mrs SB about your video on how to change a plug, but she just looked at me scathingly and told me that they wouldn't bother watching it but would just call a plumber instead.

And she has a PhD in cognitive neuroscience.

[doodab]

Tis very tiring being on the ward. Constant buzzing with people. Hope this hospice happens sooner rather than later.

[speling bee]

Tis very tiring being on the ward. Constant buzzing with people. Hope this hospice happens sooner rather than later.

No chance of blagging a side room?