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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I reckon he can still cycle further than Doogie though.
    You're more full of tulip than doodab and he hasn't taken a dump in weeks.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Just a bed to become free where i'm going and the right time of day. Has to be quite early so i can check in.
      So you need someone to check out before you can check in.

      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I've had a lot of visits too. Those are tiring after a while. I feel like i'm.being rude passing out on people....
      After surgery, my family came to visit me, and I fell asleep while my daughter was telling me what had been going at school... ten years later she still brings it up.

      btw - don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        I am ok. Just dosing most of the time, have painkillers so i'm not in pain, the time passes fast enough.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          WzgS

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            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              To be fair it's not me who needs headphones it's the 3 other people with radio and tv blaring. I might just join them.with a bit of radio 4 or some pounding acid techno.

              Btw if taking a laptop get a kensington lock to deter casual theft. Chain it to the bed or a chair. Not perfect but as good as it gets, or the nurses might lock it in the drug cupboard for you.

              I now have a disabled guy next to me trying to play drums along with the radio on his furniture. It's ******* bedlam i respect his right to exist but i don't need that all day.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                If you get really arsey and tell him to **** off will they give ou a private room?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  If you get really arsey and tell him to **** off will they give ou a private room?
                  Or use the MF technique and punch someone??
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    Any news on the hospice?

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                      Am off to the hospice in an hour. Quite happy about that i have to say.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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