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Originally posted by doodab View PostAm off to the hospice in an hour. Quite happy about that i have to say.
Good news.Comment
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Cheers guys. I shall weave you into my novel. It will be one of the great unfinished works in the western canon...
Esp now they give me stimulants to counteract the morphine. The jibber jabber must flow.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostCheers guys. I shall weave you into my novel. It will be one of the great unfinished works in the western canon...Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostLol, many of the great writers produced their works under the influence of opiates. Go with the flow!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI am feeling mentally liberated, if not entirely coherentComment
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Glad to hear you've got the hospice place. I'm sure it will be much more civilized.
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good news, friend of mine spent a lot of time in a hospice and the staff were lovely.
It also meant her kids could visit her somewhere 'normal'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Q:What's a hospice for?
A:So it doesn't explode!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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