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    #11
    Well said Mich. Avoid all the sickening couples all trying to out-do each other for looking soppy and romantic.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Valentine's day - last time I went out was with the ex-wife - horrible prices, horrible atmosphere, horrible food and horrible fawning couples outdoing each other with sickening Hallmark dramatics.

      Ghastly experience.

      I'm cooking another Thai banquet and watching a Bluray with GF#1 and her daughter. No overpriced cards required.

      Bah humbug...
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        Although I think we might do takeaway since it's Friday and we'll be tired.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Hopeless, the lot of you.

          All men should be capable of cooking a decent meal and setting a table complete with candles and properly laid out cutlery, if only for Valentines Day. If you really can't do that, then hire a chef for the evening or go home to mum and get a bloody upbringing!
          Why do it just for valentines???

          I don't see the point in Valentines, it's a bit like getting married, one day and it's all for show.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            Why do it just for valentines???

            I don't see the point in Valentines, it's a bit like getting married, one day and it's all for show.
            Indeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.

            These are CUK geeks, not proper men.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Indeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.

              These are CUK geeks, not proper men.
              I thought steak day was March 14th?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Indeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.

                These are CUK geeks, not proper men.
                according to the kids I can't cook steak they keep complaining 'its pink inside' is it cooked ?

                They look on in horror when I eat mine Bleu.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
                  I thought steak day was March 14th?
                  Ha ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.

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                    #19
                    If I remember, Oscar Pistorius had an interesting idea for valentines day last year

                    However, I assume he's not the only guy who ever spent valentines day firing a couple of shots into the wife while imagining it's someone else.......
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                      Ha ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.
                      he gets two BJs?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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