Valentines day

[Mich the Tester]

I thought steak day was March 14th?

Why only once a year?

Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection.

Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.

[eek]

Bar card and flowers I don't have to do anything for Valentines this year*.

* Except pay, watch and look after the 20 children attending the eek juniors expensive activity party at the local activity leisure centre (laser quest and ice skating with food).

[d000hg]

Of course men like chocolate.

[Mich the Tester]

Of course men like chocolate.

I prefer custard. On tits, that is.

[TestMangler]

I prefer custard. On tits, that is.

'Romance Custard' ?

[Mich the Tester]

'Romance Custard' ?

You have a dirty mind.

[TestMangler]

You have a dirty mind.

Really ??

[barrydidit]

Really ??

Yes.

[Mich the Tester]

Yes.

If he hasn't got a twisted mind then he must be a crap tester. Testers are supposed to have twsited minds.

[TestMangler]

If he hasn't got a twisted mind then he must be a crap tester. Testers are supposed to have twsited minds.

I have a very twisted mind (thanks for your confirmation Barry !!). I'm not a tester, never have been.

I'm just a tool who collects stats from QC