Police issued a warning that a dangerous midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison saying that there is a small medium at large.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
A hole has appeared in the M2 in Kent
Collapse
X
-
-
Comment
-
A lorry carrying a load of tear gas overturned on the M4. Police are advising motorists to use the hard shoulder to cry on.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
-
Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
Hang on, I'm Kent.
Or am I Philip?Comment
-
Originally posted by Bacchus View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThere is a hole inside the M60 as well, a tuliphole and it's called Manchester.Comment
-
Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostMaybe the part of it that you live in.....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
-
Originally posted by eek View PostNLUK doesn't live in Manchester......... The north is a big place...Comment
-
Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostEither way.... Manchester is not a tuliphole.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
-
A Czekoslovakian midget is on the run from police. He is believed to be hiding in the Manchester area. Police have told the public to beware of anyone asking them to cache a small czech.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment