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    #11
    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    I prefer asking what would Brian Boitano would do.
    I bet he'd kick an ass or two !!
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      Never seen Nelson Mandela pull faces like that before. That's awesome
      you sure that isn't Samuel L Jackson?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        you sure that isn't Samuel L Jackson?
        LOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!














































































        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          LOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!
          I loved him in The Shawshank Redemption.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
            I loved him in The Shawshank Redemption.
            Nelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Nelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?
              Didn't you see it yet?

              I liked him in The Matrix too.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Nelson Mandela was in the Shawshank Redemption?
                He was in prison for ages before he became president of south africa.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  too subtle??
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    LOL. don't be daft, It's Nelson Mandela ya dick !!


                    Nah, it's Jimi Hendrix.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                      Bite the tongue moment today, informed line manager I will be leaving early tomorrow (as agreed on my first day)

                      He then proceeds ask what hours I've worked them adds then up and goes and checks it with the PM. "just need to check you've done your hours before we let you go." WFT?

                      Seething I was.

                      qh
                      "let you go" ???? - **** that.

                      I had similar once. Client asked me to work 6am start one week, 2pm start the next week. Even laid out the hours they want covered. It meant that week 1 was 36 hours, week 2 was 40 hours. So hey no problem from me if thats what they wanted. (yes yes I know D&C for IR35)

                      Submitted timesheet on week 1. Got returned with huge red mark around 36 (like school homework). Then PM came to see me and discuss 'minimum hours'.

                      I was not happy to say the least.
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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