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    #31
    Kevin Stylie

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm all Horny
    How about you?

    Kickstarter stylie

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    crotch is red
    Panties for you

    Apologies to the Bard.

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and hopefully desperate.
    A Bottle of Lambrini and a large Ruby Murray,
    And maybe you'll make sure my night ends great?.

    Whitney stylie

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Its that song
    I will always.................. Love Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #32
      Roses from England
      Violets from China
      I'm singing this song
      So I can touch your vagina
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #33
        Valentines postponed to tonight owing to car trouble.

        I went with :

        Roses are red,
        Poems are silly,
        Stop brushing your flaps,
        Cos here comes my willy.

        I nearly went with some thing rude.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Valentines postponed to tonight owing to car trouble.

          I went with :

          Roses are red,
          Poems are silly,
          Stop brushing your flaps,
          Cos here comes my willy.

          I nearly went with some thing rude.




          The cars broken down
          old excuse for a liar
          so I wizzed on the plugs
          and me bell end caught fire
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #35
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


            The cars broken down
            old excuse for a liar
            so I wizzed on the plugs
            and me bell end caught fire
            Near Haiku
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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