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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    hmm marriage - the process for women to move up the housing market by divorcing men with the right properties.
    FTFY
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #22
      Seems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Seems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
        Indeed! I mean, how to tell who is your best friend?

        Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you?
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #24
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          Indeed! I mean, how to tell who is your best friend?

          Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you?
          Doesn't that depend on whether the dog is a lap dog ?
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Seems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
            Not to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.

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              #26
              Originally posted by vwdan View Post
              Not to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.
              Yeah that mudskipper is a right sexist (yes I know, duh)
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                Doesn't that depend on whether the boot is airtight?
                FTFY
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by vwdan View Post
                  Not to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.
                  Yep, if you can manage to get yourself down to their level, thay havent really alot to look forward to.

                  The male divorcee contractor is a special breed.

                  bless

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by vwdan View Post
                    Not to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.
                    Have you cleaned behind the fridge yet?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                      Yep, if you can manage to get yourself down to their level, thay havent really alot to look forward to.

                      The male divorcee contractor is a special breed.

                      bless
                      from the person who is very keen on marriage and children.....for all their IM opponents.

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