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    I almost wish I was single so I could try it.

    Tinder: A gentleman's guide to the dating app - Comment - Voices - The Independent

    Is quite funny.

    I met up with three people. One, who runs her own catering company (and, since her pictures were taken, has evidently been getting high on her own supply), arrived claiming to have been ‘really nervous’ and was consequently so drunk she fell down the stairs into the bar and broke both her stiletto heels.

    The second was the most awkward hour of my life. A surly, aggressive PA who had been perfectly genial and amusing over text message, but who it transpired was of the view that a date isn’t supposed to be a friendly drink and a chat, but rather a gruelling job interview for a receptionist’s job in a failing company of which she is the CEO. “What would you have to offer me that nobody else would?” “How secure is your chosen career?” “Where do you want to be in five years time?” I don’t know, but not sat here
    I think #2 might be someone I dated once, it sounds eerily familiar.
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    oh the independent are doing in story advertising now?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

    Or a bloke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

    Or a bloke.
    Yeah, but if you have a nice evening with an attractive, interesting woman that isn't going to be anywhere near as funny.
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    A lady just added me as favourite. Chinese, living in China, looking to join 2 sisters in UK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    A lady just added me as favourite. Chinese, living in China, looking to join 2 sisters in UK.
    What happened to Mrs Xog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

    Or a bloke.
    Good on you! (Seriously, I mean it!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.

    Or a bloke.
    Probably a 7 foot russian bloke. Ime a limited number of them are fairly normal. Partner was an online match up. Mind you she is bonkers.

    there was one person added me as a favourite. It was a pre op transsexual. Couldnt remember going for the man seeking complete nutter option....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASB View Post
    Couldnt remember going for the man seeking complete nutter option....
    If you join a dating site it's a given....
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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