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Diddle a celeb!
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I almost wish I was single so I could try it.
Tinder: A gentleman's guide to the dating app - Comment - Voices - The Independent
Is quite funny.
I think #2 might be someone I dated once, it sounds eerily familiar.I met up with three people. One, who runs her own catering company (and, since her pictures were taken, has evidently been getting high on her own supply), arrived claiming to have been ‘really nervous’ and was consequently so drunk she fell down the stairs into the bar and broke both her stiletto heels.
The second was the most awkward hour of my life. A surly, aggressive PA who had been perfectly genial and amusing over text message, but who it transpired was of the view that a date isn’t supposed to be a friendly drink and a chat, but rather a gruelling job interview for a receptionist’s job in a failing company of which she is the CEO. “What would you have to offer me that nobody else would?” “How secure is your chosen career?” “Where do you want to be in five years time?” I don’t know, but not sat here
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oh the independent are doing in story advertising now?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
More fingers than teeth
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Hmm. I have a date through an online dating agency tomorrow. I expect she'll be a 7' Russian woman.
Or a bloke.
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Yeah, but if you have a nice evening with an attractive, interesting woman that isn't going to be anywhere near as funny.Originally Posted by xoggoth
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More fingers than teeth
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A lady just added me as favourite. Chinese, living in China, looking to join 2 sisters in UK.
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What happened to Mrs Xog?
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Probably a 7 foot russian bloke. Ime a limited number of them are fairly normal. Partner was an online match up. Mind you she is bonkers.
there was one person added me as a favourite. It was a pre op transsexual. Couldnt remember going for the man seeking complete nutter option....
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If you join a dating site it's a given....
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