IR35 is dead

[Phoenix]

Jilted John

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie
: but last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
: *This is what she said
: She said - "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
: I dont want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me"

: "Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don she replied
: "Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
: "He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

: I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chi-ip shop
: When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop
: *And guess who was with him?*
: *Yeah Julie - and they were both laughing at me*

: Oh she's cruel and heartless
: Two packed me for Gordon
: Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
: Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

: But I know he's a moron
: Gordon is a moron

[AlfredJPruffock]

Ive contacted the Ministry Of Freedom on this issue and here is what they sent in the way of reply.

[DimPrawn]

V for Vendetta?

[AlfredJPruffock]

IR35. Can someone run it by me? What is this "IR35" thing you speak of?

In visual terms think of IR35 this way ...

[AtW]

Quite right. They're losing billions on VAT fraud. Or rather they are losing billions for us taxpayers.

Looks like they are in deep sh1t with VAT fraud - it looks like more than 10 bln in a year, a ridiculous amount of money!

[Mordac]

Back to the point, it's obviously not official, but hopefully we will soon be toasting a crushing defeat for the real DimPrawn.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Looks like they are in deep sh1t with VAT fraud - it looks like more than 10 bln in a year, a ridiculous amount of money!

A disgrace, just how can we ensure we are spending billions on the latest flashy nuclear weapons investment program ... these scamsters should be beheaded.

PS Who are the nukes for anyway ??

[wonderwaif]

In visual terms think of IR35 this way ...

I'm sure that must be a famous painting Alf, but I remember it as the cover of a rather fine 70's album. Do you know it perchance?

[AtW]

Its called - Day when Taxmen Rained down upon thy.

[oraclesmith]

We should continue to take the usual business-to-business precautions though, because if people start sounding off about all the tax/NI they avoid, they'll have a another go at us. Keep it under yer hat...pass it on...