Newbie Guide

[SimonMac]

Nubile guide

I apologies for this, thought of the title but eating lunch so couldn't be arsed thinking the actual post through

[psychocandy]

I made the rogues' gallery!

And me. Im filling up here!

[mudskipper]

Is it too early for champagne? Will Suity save the day again? Has AtW made it rich? Is eek really SMac's bitch?

[SimonMac]

Is it too early for champagne? Will Suity cause more pain? Has AtW made it rich? Is eek really SMac's bitch?

FTFY

[hyperD]

I had that blasted song going around in my head all lunchtime! Here's some:

Weekend plans, cojak bans, Churchill's rep goes down the pan
Dodgy Agent, global warming, clarky quick with link porn warnings

Sasguru laughs without fail, when cretins quote the daily mail
Suity's, cheery, world war three conspiracies

Norrahe, hyperD, always trading recipes
NotAllThere, admin, Old Greg back again

SimonMac, tampax, Suity's talking anthrax
Pyschocandy, psychodoggie , zeity's school is damp and foggy

Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

[AtW]

Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

(Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)

+1 to make it Sticky in General...

[cojak]

What key is it in?

[Dallas]

ask your butler

[TestMangler]

What key is it in?

It's along the lines of 'The End of the World' by REM or 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel.

Just to annoy the amateur stringed instrument players, it's in Eb.

[SimonMac]

What key is it in?

Radiator?