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Removing a squatter from my reserved train seat

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    Removing a squatter from my reserved train seat

    True story..

    I reserve a seat on my morning train because the service is so packed it is usually standing room only.
    If I don't reserve a seat I'd be waiting all day for a train where I can sit down. My commute is already over 1hr 45mins on a good day so I don't have the time to hang around like that.

    9/10 times the crush of people boarding the train, combined with an already packed carriage means that I have to elbow myself past the rabble to get to my seat, but then there's always somebody chancing it and sitting in it hoping I never turn up.

    So after the discomfort of getting to the seat, there's always my grimacing delivery of "sorry but seat 23 is mine". I show them the reservation card and they eventually get up looking at me with scowling eyes.

    This week took the biscuit. It wasn't a pregnant woman, old person, or disabled person, but a man of faith.

    I thought the guy looked fairly well dressed for a Vicar. He apologised and stood up smiling, but I thought nothing more of it once he was standing in the aisle pressed up against the sweaty commuters staring into their iPhones.

    When I told my wife about it in the evening, she stood in shock when I described he was oldish, mostly bald, wearing a purple dog collar, and a large golden crucifix

    She started going through Google images and I very quickly identified him.
    He is only a Bishop! A fairly prominent one too that I'm convinced was on his way to the House of Lords.

    Am I doomed? a marked man?... you know.. up there? <points>

    #2
    You are going straight to hell!
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      He got to be righteous and you got to sit down. What's the problem?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        I forgot to say that the stupid train company forgot to put the reserved tickets in the back of the seat.

        But I was absolutely sure it was the right train, right carriage, and right seat.

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          #5
          Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
          I forgot to say that the stupid train company forgot to put the reserved tickets in the back of the seat.

          But I was absolutely sure it was the right train, right carriage, and right seat.
          You are really going to hell now!!
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            He got to be righteous and you got to sit down. What's the problem?
            He forgave me too, that makes me feel worse

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              #7
              A Bishop ?

              you realise if you get promoted twice, you get to be under-assistant-reserve-IT-Sub-Manager

              if he gets promoted twice, he is God Almighty


              you are dooommmed
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                If you can't afford first class might I suggest a woofter seat in the inter carriage area may be the best place to spend your journey?

                In case of non availability of the aforementioned facility, you could do as I do and invest in a self inflating chair.

                The commotion caused by the sound of rushing air when you pull the cord on the suspicious looking pack you've been carrying is guaranteed to clear a space big enough for you to set up camp in comfort.

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                  #9


                  It'll be fine, bishops are noted for their sense of humour and fair play...

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                    #10
                    Was it the (Baby eating) Biship of Bath & Wells?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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