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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Happily sitting on the train, when some enormous bloke in a puffy coat sits next to me. even though there are two vacant seats in front of me. Now I'm all squished.

    Pillock.
    What a terrible life you lead, having to sit next to another human being. Those Ethiopians will be feeling guilty for taking all our charity when we have such problems; I imagine they'll run a massive "Entitled First World Aid" telethon.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
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      The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

      However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

      It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest

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        #13
        Originally posted by tractor View Post
        The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

        However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

        It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
        puddles?

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

          Happily sitting on the train, when some enormous bloke in a puffy coat sits next to me. even though there are two vacant seats in front of me. Now I'm all squished.
          Now we know what MF is up to, stalking you ...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by tractor View Post
            The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

            However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

            It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
            I thought I could make it easy by linking to http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...illionfan.html but the photos aren't there anymore...
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #16
              Originally posted by tractor View Post
              However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

              It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
              Look out for the slack-jawed, fat, gormless-looking gimp with a miserable expression.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
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                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Look out for the slack-jawed, fat, gormless-looking gimp with a miserable expression.
                Unfortunately, in an eight carriage train, that includes about 60% of the male occupants (probably including me ) well except the fat part but esp the miserable part

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by tractor View Post
                  The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

                  However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

                  It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
                  I'll get a photo off his missus for you.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by tractor View Post
                    The most disturbing thing about this thread is knowing that the OP may be on the same train as me every day.

                    However, i can cut through the boredom each day by playing the game "Which one is Suity?"

                    It would be good if people could give me clues as to what to look out for in my quest
                    You'd have money on SY being the "enormous bloke in a puffy coat" so that would have been really confusing if they were sitting next to each other.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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