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Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370: The most probable facts

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    #81
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    But of course I'm probably talking nonsense as usual
    Self-awareness is the essential precursor to improvement.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #82
      Originally posted by centurian View Post
      Now I can't imagine that there is any 'good' way to break the news to families that their loved ones are dead.

      But there are certainly a lot of bad ways - and sending a text message seems to be right up there at the top of the list...
      How about writing it onto a jigsaw and telling them that they can see their relatives after they have solved it?
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        #83
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        Getting Clarkson to break the news to them maybe ?
        Probably the worst news...



        In the world!

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          #84
          Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
          How about writing it onto a jigsaw and telling them that they can see their relatives after they have solved it?
          Or they could get Grant Shapps to do a Northern bingo caller impression:

          Passenger 1 and 5: dead
          Passenger all the 348: dead

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            #85
            An action horror, Deep Water tells the story of a flight that mysteriously crashes in a remote stretch of ocean on its way to China. The crash survivors then have to fend off killer sharks.
            Aussie Flight Disaster Film 'Deep Water' Shelved Over Eerie Resemblance to Missing Malaysia Flight - The Hollywood Reporter

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              #86
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Probably the worst news...



              In the world!
              And on that bombshell... Good night!

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                #87
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Self-awareness is the essential precursor to improvement.
                All that expensive therapy is paying off if you have remembered that at least.

                Well done.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #88
                  Poor buggers. Whoever proposed the fire/hypoxia theory probably wins the sweep.
                  Thank f**k for the Aussies and Inmarsat. This may yet be solved.
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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Whoever proposed the fire/hypoxia theory probably wins the sweep. ..
                    All the same it is suspicious the incident seems to have started (at least the point where they started changing course back on themselves) at exactly the "handover point" between Malaysian and Thai radar, as if there was some skullduggery afoot to try and shake off routine tracking.
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