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    Wearable tech for HORNY COWS: Biz slurps £3m for bovine arousal detectors


    A firm which designs wearable tech for cows is celebrating after raising more than £3m to help fund its global expansion.

    Silent Herdsman has been handed the golden bull by a group of investors including Scottish Equity Partners, Albion Ventures and the Scottish Investment Bank.

    Its technology uses a "decision-support platform" which uses a behaviour-monitoring collar to suss out what a cow is up to. The patented techniques "deliver highly accurate health predictions resulting in improvements in animal health, increased milk yield, and enhanced profitability for farmers on a rapid payback".
    well there you go who said technology isn't useful?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Does it work on the wife?

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      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
      Does it work on the wife?
      I sort of assumed it was an industrial version of the ovulation sensors available for women.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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