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    Are you a Pee-male?

    Blokes, do you stand up or sit down when having a slash?
    9
    Stand up - Look ma, no hands!
    33.33%
    3
    Sit down - I am a pee-male
    55.56%
    5
    Andyw's mum and I have a golden shower together
    11.11%
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    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Blokes, do you stand up or sit down when having a slash?
    So how long have you had homoerotic ex guns n roses fantasies ?
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      Gordon Bennet! CUK is like a scat fetish site recently. Not that I'd know what one was like obviously.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        So how long have you had homoerotic ex guns n roses fantasies ?
        He's trying to work out the height he should put this hidden camera.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          The last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            The last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
            Did it work?

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              #7
              As a good green type of person, I lie down and pee into my mouth thereby recycling it. HTH.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                The last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
                I was very young. About 7 I think. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I was very young. About 7 I think. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
                  Dribble, dribble, shake, shake, yeurgh!
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    As a good green type of person, I lie down and pee into my mouth thereby recycling it. HTH.
                    Why do you need to lie down? Lacking pressure?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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