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Now I know how Mrs V feels all the time. Beind with a hunk like me.

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're an ageing, hygiene-challenged IT geek, with a comb-over, a paunch and sandals, aren't you? And a Marillion T-shirt.
    FTFY

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      #12
      She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

      Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

      He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #13
        Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?
          And if he's going to wear a suit jacket for photos he should have worn one that fitted him. His jacket sleeves are too long.

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            #15
            Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
            She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

            Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

            He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
            And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?
              If the husband was
              bit of a minger
              too?

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                #17
                Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                If the husband was a munter too?
                ftfy
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  (by the way for those that have met me you know Mrs V is punching well BELOW her weight).
                  Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?
                    good $Deity no. I'm fat & ugly as F*** and she is pretty gorgeous.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?
                      Probably money in that case or a huge willy.
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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