How often do you wash your sheets? How often do you wash your sheets?
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    Default How often do you wash your sheets?

    Survey reveals that 12% of Londoners change their sheets once every 2 months.

    That's f****g rank!!!

    I loathe dirty people. I had somebody sat next to me on a train the other day and he flippin' well reeked to high heaven.

    I have no compunction in admitting that I'd happily see these dirty scumbags rounded up, stripped naked and hosed down in public in order to humiliate them into learning a bit of personal hygiene.

    And as for people who don't wash their hands after using the loo? Well, I think we should just shoot them.

    Wonder what UKIP's view is on this?

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    The wife has to change ours every morning.

    Suity.

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    I wash mine every 6 months whether they need them or not.

    MrsMF has to wash them every time after I pop over as she is a squirter. Not that MF has ever noticed as hes never been able to make her cum.

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    I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

    Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

    Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

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    Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?

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    The cleaner changes them weekly.

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    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?
    Murder victim named as Thai prostitute | Stuff.co.nz

    Has anyone heard from Gonzo lately???
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    Bearing in mind how multicultural London is now I am surprised 12% of Londoners have sheets.
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    Not as often as I should, and seldom enough that you'd be shocked how scummy I am if I actually confessed how rarely that is.

    Will prioritise for this weekend...

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