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How often do you wash your sheets?

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    How often do you wash your sheets?

    Survey reveals that 12% of Londoners change their sheets once every 2 months.

    That's f****g rank!!!

    I loathe dirty people. I had somebody sat next to me on a train the other day and he flippin' well reeked to high heaven.

    I have no compunction in admitting that I'd happily see these dirty scumbags rounded up, stripped naked and hosed down in public in order to humiliate them into learning a bit of personal hygiene.

    And as for people who don't wash their hands after using the loo? Well, I think we should just shoot them.

    Wonder what UKIP's view is on this?

    #2
    Vote UKIP!
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      The wife has to change ours every morning.

      Suity.

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        I wash mine every 6 months whether they need them or not.

        MrsMF has to wash them every time after I pop over as she is a squirter. Not that MF has ever noticed as hes never been able to make her cum.

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          #5
          I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

          Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

          Brillopad.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I wash mine every 6 months once they start to talk to me and tell me to go out and kill prostitutes because I didn't get custody.

            Dirty filthy child stealing whores.

            Brillopad.
            Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?

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              #7
              The cleaner changes them weekly.

              What's this 'you' business?
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Don't I have to get a job as a lorry driver before I can kill whores?
                Murder victim named as Thai prostitute | Stuff.co.nz

                Has anyone heard from Gonzo lately???
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Bearing in mind how multicultural London is now I am surprised 12% of Londoners have sheets.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    Not as often as I should, and seldom enough that you'd be shocked how scummy I am if I actually confessed how rarely that is.

                    Will prioritise for this weekend...

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